when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store
why the fuck would this be my reaction
You must not have a best friend
Hey, this is my blog, and I'm not interesting.
... didn't see you there...
BLIND PEOPLE CANT SEE NUDES
biggest plot twist in all of history
*patiently waits 34787894745 years for sequel*
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead